Let Me At That Turkey!

While the President may have kept with tradition by pardoning a turkey in celebration of Thanksgiving, we at FDW think that the First Dog would not have been so generous given how “delicious the turkey looked.” On Wednesday, the president joked that he only agreed to spare the fowl a “terrible and delicious fate” only after First Daughters, Malia and Sasha, begged him to pardon the bird.

First Dog Bo, like all dogs, would have tackled the noble beast in honor of his duty as family dog. But in honor of Thanksgiving we begrudgingly agree with the president. Source: Huffington Post